Is This A Freaking Joke or was Ashton Serious?

Saral Leal
Ashton Kucher

Britanny Murphy
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Males are indeed predictable creatures, they often leave women only to have affairs with women who remind them of the woman they left.
In late 2002, the late actress Britanny Murphy began dating Ashton Kucher, her co-star in Just Married (One of my favorite movies). It was no secret that Murphey was “Head Over Heals” in love with Kucher.
Murphy even gave interviews on the topic. Then when filming ended Kucher unceremoniously dumped Murphy, who was crushed.
I mean she was really crushed and bad mouthed Ashton for the dog he is…for a Looooooong time….Even though Im gay..I felt sad for Murphy because she really wore her heart on her sleeve when it concerned Ashton Kucher.

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Here is where I delve into the Psychologically Complex (Albeit Naive psychology).

Anywho as I wrote at the beginning of this blog: Males tend to be predictable and creatures of habit often returning to the women they left even if that woman is no longer available.


You may ask yourslf why Ashton didn’t find a Demi clone in that case. Well it’s because Ashton and Demi are still together even if only in the technical sense. Murphy is GONE and even if she were still alive, she was married (Only the universe knows what would have happened with Kucher if Murphy was alive).


Sarah Leal is not an exact clone of Britanny Murphy, but at first blush, when I saw Leal giving the infamous interview my first thought was: “She's cute, reminds me of Britanny Murphy,” and not because both are blond.

Sarah Leal Britanny Murphy
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What?! I’m a woman, what did you expect? We women are ALWAYS thinking.

Side Note: U never forget your first love (It’s kind like how Maria from Mount Holyoke College, never got over me (when we were both students there). So she ended up marrying a “man” with the male version of my name). Yes it happens with women also.

So let’s BLOW this scandal up BIG. Kucher was the first to marry. It took Murphy several tries to find someone suitable enough to replace Ashton. When Murphy passed away in 2009, I was struck at how cold and distant Kucher’s Twitter comment seemed “See you on the other side, kid.”. I’m surprised that I am the FIRST Blog to state the obvious: Even though Ashton Kucher DUMPED Britanny Murphy and broke her heart, Kucher never got over his affair with Murphy and may have even loved her more than he cared to admit. Besides how could he express his true remorse with Demi present?


Sort like how O.J. Simpson was so racked with guilt over murdering Nicole Brown that he continued to break the law until he was jailed with a sentence that virtually equaled what he would have received if he had been convicted of murdering Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman.


Life is funny that way.