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Congratulations! Best Supporting Actess 12 Years A Slave
Lupita Nyongo

The last time I was excited for the Academy Awards was when Natalie Portman was nominated for her leading role in the movie: Black Swan.  Yep, I don't think that I even really paid attention to the annual awards after her win.

But 2013 was a very good year for movies so despite not seeing all of the movies that came out in 2013 the movies that I did see ranged from good to technically remarkable, to ethereally sublime.

Spike Jonze Best Original Screenplay


Now I suspect that Hollywood is once again going to shower accolades on a film tat examines the repulsive and despicable legacy of slavery in the movie 12 Years A Slave. I am so fucking tired of seeing people of color portrayed as slaves and maids.  It's like we are vying with the Jewish people as to which culture had the most horrific past and don't get me started on the entire "chosen people" bullshit.  I mean isn't this a possible reason as to why Scarlett Johansson has embraced her Jewish root to endorse Soda Stream?  See Natalie Portman once stated that she wasn't interested in her Jewish religion.  Then one day she changed her mind, proclaimed that she  wanted to raise her children Jewish and Viola er I meant lo and behold she just happened to win an academy award. If Johansson is smart she should start laying groundwork with her Jewish backers so that she'll be offered the right role and win that long overdue Academy Award.  I am a realist and so I've seen it time and time again, unless you fully embrace your Jewish background in Hollywood you not going anywhere.  Why do you think that Steven Spielberg never won an Academy Award for Best Picture until his homage to Holocaust victims and survivors in the movie: Schindler's List?

Then there's "what's her face," that chick who won best supporting actress for Silver Linings Playbook: Jennifer Lawrence, who at the tender age of 23 is well on her way to possibly earning her second Academy Award. Lawrence has annoyed me to NO End by saying that she is taking off a year because making all of those movies is exhausting. Being a glamorous movie star is so draining.

 Well I didn't see American Hustle, but the people who did see it told me that they weren't particularly impressed with the movie or with Lawrence's performance and I have yet to watch Catching Fire. But Remember This Jennifer: Winona Ryder also complained about the ever so tiring work of a movie star and she went temporarily "nuts" and had some serious legal troubles.

If I hadn't already been hypnotized by the magic that is: "Her" I probably wouldn't know who Amy Adams is. But I like her (Adams), unlike the chick who will probably win her second Oscar at the age of 23.

Best Technical Every Frakking Thing! + Best Director
Congratulations Alfonso Cuaron
Gravity will probably not win best picture but if it does, then Sandra Bullock should definitely win Best Actress! Why? Because it's HER movie, she's the star, the one that oulls it all together. Besides you can't have a Best Picture without a Best Actress.
And if the dark horse "Her" wins Best Picture then won't the Academy feel foolish for not having nominated Writer/Director Spike Jonze for Best Director? 

Best Actor
Congratulations Matthew McConnaughey
Best Supporting Actor
Congratulations to Jared Leto
Best Actress 
Congratulations Cate Blanchette

Finally, I'd Like To Thank The Academy for Shutting Out American Hustle and The Wolf Of Wall Street
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