Beauty and the BEAST


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Harsh, Harsh, Harsh Bitch...Mean Gyrl...Fucktard..Cunt.  Get it out of your system now because it doesn’t get any better. What leads famous beautiful women to fall for not so beautiful women?
Oh it usually happens but with Straight People like:
Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
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Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley
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 But ”I’m a LESBIAN Damn it”!
Now though we have beautiful women like Portia de Rossi and plain looking Ellen “moneybags” DeGeneres
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and HER:

I just looked at her photos from the Vogue/India 2011 shoot:
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Now the rules are universal, despite the fact that we want to believe that we are highly evolved mammals it all boils down to “access” and “resources”.
This answers the age old question: “How the fuck did this happen?”
It may be a tough pill to swallow but Lacey Stone is NOT the “Belle of the Ball” (This Ball or any other Ball) so like most mediocre looking individuals who snag the ultimate in Babe-dom...Umm Aww Hell to The NO!  Oh shut the fuck up with that: “They’re Soul Mates” Bullshit.
I knew a woman in Connecticut named Christina.  Christina ALWAYS had the most http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx9ld8XBuT1qa351oo1_500.jpggorgeous lovers.  Her main squeeze was particularly beautiful (comparable to Jessica) and although Christina herself was indeed a “Looker” she confided in me that: “She who Pays the Cost Is the Boss”.
I am certain that Jessica can do quite well alone, but in addition to that Rock Hard body and great sex that Lacey most assuredly provides, she is working diligently to insure that financially her wife retains the lifestyle she has become accustomed to.

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