WE are still here aren’t we? There was no apocalypse was there? NO Zombies that had to be fought off either (I really would have been caught short supplied if there had been). I hope that if I reach the age of 95 I don’t start behaving like an ass. OLDER People are NOT “stupid” or “crazy” (Alzheimer patients aren’t either, but are still excepted), so why do some act like they are stupid and crazy? At this point one is well advised to do something with their money that would benefit humanity not terrorize it with proclamations that don’t come true.
This Sunday (05.22.2011) morning, I am confronted yet again with an article concerning the pathological penis, so I asked a male colleague what exactly is wrong with men that they can’t seem to get their shit together. He responded that not every guy is a hound dog and cited President Obama as an example of moral virtue.
I responded that even a president isn’t immune from behaving like a prick (however I am sure that Michelle keeps Barack in line, after all who wants to be bitch slapped by those arms?).
His response was typically male: “Just because you’re a lesbian doesn’t mean that you have to hate men.”
Hmm I don’t recall uttering that I hated men, but suffice it to write that I am not a fan of the penis. Maybe it’s because it’s “out there” swinging in all it’s Knock Wurst sausage glory. leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.
If you clicked one of the photos in the other article you saw Arnie’s sausage.
I mean sure all Clitoris' essentially look the same, (Ahh such is the burden of being a mammal) but it’s not like the clitoris is “BAM” all in your face as soon as she drops her drawers, mostly it’s discreetly tucked away.
So I ran off a litany of male celebs and politicians of recent who have tried to fuck their way into the annals of assholedom. My colleague's response was to give no response at all and not to acknowledge that men seem to have some sort of problem with possessing a penis. He decided that silence and avoiding the topic was the best approach.
Since men are unable to remain monogamous then the entire idea of heterosexual marriage needs redefinition. Because this is yet another example of why heterosexuals are not solely worthy of the legal benefit of marriage. (Marriage = One Man, One Woman=My Ass)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has TWO OTHER love children claims Jane Seymour (How the hell does she know?)
Last updated at 10:52 PM on 21st May 2011
Actress Jane Seymour has claimed Arnold Schwarzenegger has at least two more illegitimate children that he has kept secret from the world.
The astonishing allegations come after former Californian governor Schwarzenegger’s marriage to Maria Shriver collapsed when it was revealed that he had a son, Joseph, following an affair with his housekeeper Mildred Baena 14 years ago.
Seymour, who moves in the same Malibu circles as Schwarzenegger and his estranged wife, said: ‘I was not remotely surprised by their separation.
Love cheat: Arnie and his wife Maria hold hands in 2006 before the break-up
'He was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world the news. And from what I gather there will be lots of information coming people’s way.
‘I heard about two more children. I met someone who knows him well.’
Seymour, 60, made her astonishing claims in an interview with CNN.
Former housekeeper Mildred Baena with son Joseph, now 14
Her outburst follows news that not only did Ms Shriver not know her husband was Joseph’s father, but the child did not know either.
The New York Post reported that Ms Baena never told her 13-year-old son, or her family, but told Schwarzenegger the boy was his.
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As long as people will pay. to se his movies, Arnie will have a career.
It is believed Schwarzenegger and Shriver did not have a prenuptial agreement so she could walk away with half of his estimated £250million fortune (approximately $500m). Shriver has hired one of Hollywood’s toughest divorce lawyers.
NBC has also reported that at least one other woman has approached Schwarzenegger’s lawyers demanding a DNA test and claiming he is the father of her eight-year-old child.