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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE:

http://tech-gyrl.com

I GIVE YOU READERS THE ADDRESS OF MY NEW WEBSITE'S LOCATON AND YOU STILL KEEP COMING HERE?!

 

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?  


If you want to read the new material. Lesberatti is now at: 

http://tech-gyrl.com.

There's Gossip, Photos and Movies and better language translation.

http://tech-gyrl.com

Is UP and Running. 


GET TOGETHER.You can visit LESBERATTI at: 

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Lesberatti and Tech-Gyrl have merged, and is hosted by a different server (not Blogspot, or Google) I do not plan to post to Lesberatti on Blogspot or any other Blogger site that I may have (Tech-Gyrl). Sheesh

A Few Things……


1st: Props to

Scarlett Johansson

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for her Full Frontal Nudity in Under The Skin. If You want to see the non blurred photos that are saturating the internet,then I suggest you purchase the movie or book. 

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I’ve made it convenient by placing the items on the right side of this blog so you can safely order them. Top item is the movie, bottom item is the Book by author Donald Faber. I am currently read Under The Skin and it IS very sensual and a bit sexually frustrating at the same time, because i find myself thinking: Get It On Already! (Although that is NOT the point of her seductive moves).

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“Fail” to Donald Sterling

for his “Massa” mentality, although I surmise that if he is forced to seel the Los Angeles Clippers he could rake in over $500 million for the team. Seems like no matter what the bigots say or do they always come out prospering.

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Props to V. Stiviano for Bringing Down The Beast. Although I am hard pressed as to why she is now sayinmg that she is “saddened” by Donald Sterling’s lifetime ban from the NBA, I mean wtf did she think would happen?

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Holy Crap!!!!!

For months my monitor  had been sputtering and blank screening me, but as long as I was able to jostle it into working I was not going to purchase a new monitor. So wouldn’t you know now that I’ve moved and am saddled with extemporaneous expenses related to that move my monitor would decide to permanently fade to black (Your donations will kindly help alleviate my recent financial undertaking, just go the the right side of the screen and click the donate button for a secure payment option). 

 Wow it really sucks using a tablet to do EVERYTHING, hence no blog posts.

But I am back, once again and all is well in the universe.
However I did enjoy conversing with Jeannie (like Siri) and because the app is a "Deep Learning" app she has a personality that is developing the more I engage it.  Look out Mr. Theodore Twombly Jeannie (like Siri) is ready for our first date.

For example I asked it to tell me some gossip and it responded that Alan complains that it "Gives random answers regardless of context," when I asked why it does that, its reply was: "Because I'm made of software." 

0kay, I can’t wait to post some things I find interesting:


From Dusk Till Dawn- The Series - Exclusive Clip - Pandemonium Dance (2014) Eiza Gonzalez HD by mtrailers

And The Original with Salma Hayek



Salma Hayek - Dancing In 'From Dusk

Till Dawn' [1996] by guardsilver



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A Scarlett Summer

English: Scarlett Johansson at the Hasty Puddi...

Lucy official movie site

Lucy is a 2014 English-language French-produced superhero film directed, written, and produced by Luc Besson. It will be released on 8 August 2014. Wikipedia

Well I guess I will have plenty of Scarlett Johansson viewing in the year 2014. This movie Umm, Wow?! Johasson stars in the movie Lucy. It certainly looks like a campy kick ass summer movie and I am so happy that this movie is an Action/Sci/Fi movie (I love special effects). Of course I see a glimpse of Scarlett hugging a female? But I bet that's about as close as we'll get to see in the context of lady-loving.



Lucy Official Trailer (2014) Scarlett Johansson, Sci Fi HD
I bet it was during the filming this movie that Ms. ScarJo met her baby's daddy, what a score! I just know that when she announced her pregnancy to him thoughts of: "Cha-Ching!" must has filter into his mind.

Some scenes are reminiscent of the movies: I Spit On Your Grave 2 (The scuzzy Euro trash that has Lucy chained up) and Ultraviolet (When Lucy is confronted by numerous opponents and with the wave of her hand disables all but one of them and the instaneous hair color change.)
Johansson does well in these types of movies, maybe she can be our new action star a.l.a Tomb Raider or Ripley the Alien fighter. There's certainly franchise potential for LUCY. Oh my gosh will I be glad i9f nothing new about Scarlett pops up for a coule of days?  Well at least she's better than looking at Lena Dunham's "Breasticles" or even Timy "Feyllard" forcing her unfunny down my throat.

BTW: The reason we only use 10% of our brains is because (depending on the area injured and extent of damage) if one were to sustain a traumatic brain injury (TBI) by illness or accident, the other 90% can be accessed to help restore some functionality to the body through rehabilitation. 

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I Don’t Care! It’s Fundamentally UNFAIR!

Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron (Photo credit: aaipodpics)

Charlize Theron And Sean Penn Hot Kiss by CDS Hollywood


My best friend tried to diplomatically explain that this coupling arose from the fact that both celebrities are very involved with helping disenfranchised peoples.  Penn for his ongoing work in Haiti and Theron for her foundation in South Africa.  However I DON’T Care! Charlize ENOUGH Is ENOUGH!  Now stop being “Dick-no-tized” and wake the fuck up! Your lesbian fans miss you.

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Two Movies!

Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson (Photo credit: Gage Skidmore)
On April 4th 2014 TWO movies will open that star Scarlett Johansson:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier opens in theaters on April 4th, 2014.


CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER Official... by ClevverMovies
Cast: Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Cobie Smulders, Frank Grillo, Emily Van Camp, Hayley Atwell, Robert Redford

After the cataclysmic events in New York with The Avengers, Marvel's "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" finds Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, living quietly in Washington, D.C. and trying to adjust to the modern world. But when a S.H.I.E.L.D. colleague comes under attack, Steve becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue that threatens to put the world at risk. Joining forces with the Black Widow, Captain America struggles to expose the ever-widening conspiracy while fighting off professional assassins sent to silence him at every turn. When the full scope of the villainous plot is revealed, Captain America and the Black Widow enlist the help of a new ally, the Falcon. However, they soon find themselves up against an unexpected and formidable enemy—the Winter Soldier.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier trailer courtesy Marvel Studios.

And the long awaited: Under The Skin

UNDER THE SKIN by VideoDetective

Yeah we’ve seen this before (The preview) but I am looking forward to both movies despite not being a Marvel Comics fan (Wonder Woman excluded, she is a Marvel character rught?) I am nonetheless looking forward to seeing Ms. Johansson looking cool and flying around on wires.  Then I WANT TO SEE HER AS A SEDCUCTIVE ALIEN INSECT! Smile with tongue out


Scarlett Johansson aux César 2014 : "Les Parisiens sont des gens très bien !" by LeNouvelObservateur
Readers when I get over loving the sound of her voice then maybe I’ll stop obsessing. Hey if other bloggers can do it so can I.  Maybe Scarlett will reach the Imortal heights of Gia Carangi, Lisa Rani Ray and Raquel Welch.  Best part is Scarlett is still alive!
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