Vanessa’s Last Laugh

Hate me if you want but I stand by my: Amber Heard is an http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/amber-heard/2013-art-of-elysium-s-heaven-gala/Amber-Heard---2013-Art-of-Elysiums--02-560x781.jpgopportunist claim. Heard saw the opportunity to climb the Hollywood starlet ladder when she worked with Johnny Depp on the movie flop: The Rum Diary

However the movie offers may not have come pouring in as she suspected they would.  Oh Amber you took allot of meetings and was stalked by the paparazzi. You dumped your babe GF Taysa Van Ree:


Amber Dahhhling,you meddled in the Depp/Paradis union all for naught you lil hussy. 

http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000275921-marie_de_villepin-fullsize.jpgBut if disappointing lesbians worldwide with her hetero affair wasn’t enough, Heard continues to slap bisexuals in the face by now choosing to be with French model Marie De Villepin, an equally gorgeous blonde. 

How is that a slap min the face? Well Amber is an opportunist and social climber, didn’t I already write that?

Sure people climb social ladders in  show business, however Heard's behavior seems to be calculated career moves and only contributes to the negative oerceptions of bisexuals as indecisive and unable to commit to life partnerships. I don't want Cynthia Nixon held up as an example of how I am wrong in my assumption either.

The actress and her new squeeze -- daughter of former French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin -- are currently http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/heard-marie/amber-heard-charles-de-gaulle-with-marie-de-villepin-30.jpgenjoying a romantic getaway in Paris and according to the New York Post, Heard was with her paramour on the Champs-Elysees.

I was recently attacked in a comment posted on my blog when I alluded to bisexuals only choosing  straights for life partners. Well I stand corrected because (at least in Amber Heard’s case) gender is not the defining factor: Social Standing is and dating the daughter of a former Prime Minister of France outweighs dating a middle aged former heart throb actor any day.

Oh Vanessa wipe that smirk away, can’t let Johnny see it when he comes sliming back to you like a loser.

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